Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
ma’am when i said freestyle i did not mean rap. this is a swimming competition please turn down the beat. ma’am.
Goodnight my friends
For it is 2am
And I’ve got shit to do later
Some day.. The world will see..
My powerful boobs
But that day is not today
My body is too powerful for mankind.
Like “hawt damn that could overthrow Russia” or some shit
Ehh I dunno man
My body is hella radical tho..
what if death is just level 2
I never played a level one that was this fucking hard
Maybe this is just dark souls. Or PAC man
Pussy tighter than a white woman’s grip on her purse when she’s walking through a black neighborhood.
As a professional internet, it’s my job to search the web for quality, intellectually stimulating content. Like this.
The heavens parted, and delivered unto us a scion of hope, a glimmer of immortality. This song.
Its been a few hours since I posted this and I’m pretty sure I’ve gone back to listen to it about twelve times now and each time it still makes me almost develop a hernia from laughing so much.
I keep forgetting that I am 18 and I can legally post nudes. Oh.