thegovern0r:

She following me

The Avengers Gag Reel - Favourite quotes.

notreallydaily:

in celebration of minisculegiraffes’ adorable new urls ahhhhhhh

hootowlforlife:

hootowlforlife:

I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”

SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME

whY DOES THIS HAVE 1,000+ NOTES

acagedmockingjayneversings:

I’m waiting for the day when we find out Amanda Bynes was in cahoots with Cole Sprouse all along, and this is just another social experiment 

morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

#22 years later and it’s still hard for him to handle his mom’s death

whethervane:

welcome to my blog

terriblemothers:

I hope that when I go to Heaven I get an alphabetized list of all the people who have thought of me while masturbating

childishnotions:

writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
or laughing
through written words alone 

newtitties:

tardismyoldgirl:

are we just not gonna talk about how the second one is floating?

that’s the power of the gay

winters-cumming

GUYS FOLLOW HIM. 
or else he will beat me up at school for my lunch money!