May 2013
confusedtree:
I could do six consecutive shots of tequila or I could just try to get through my day without my glasses and it would be roughly the same experience
swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
welcomebackronberto:
How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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Hi, If you post My chem, can you like this so i can follow you? Thanks dudes.
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Building a fort and watching a fuck ton of Supernatural because I kinda wish i was a ghost.
s-walsh:
“omg our fandom should live in one big house together”
no, because i’m pretty sure i’d punch at least half of the walking dead fandom before the first night ended.
I don’t even know what is going on inside my head anymore.
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
“Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:
Imagine you have a Rolex watch....”
– The Wretched of the Earth: [TW: rape] On Rape Culture (via ihatenietzsche)
zacwells:
hey c’mere
No Closer…
closer…
*kiss*
whhoreo:
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
sexualbread:
*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
elsenliberator:
jimbertimber:
welcome to tumblr dot com dont u dare make fun of gay people or people of color but feel free to make fun of vegans and white girls to the point that you are bastardizing them for doing nothing wrong !! remember we are all accepting here unless u are a vegan or white girl
or a christian or a hipster or a republican or p much anyone who doesn’t 100% agree...
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the-lonely-scottish-guy:
leonardo dicaprio names his son Oscar
social services take him away
vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion...
Anonymous asked: is matt aware that your single?
Anonymous asked: Woah you're single? How can that be?
Anonymous asked: Do you believe in the nice guy finishes last in love?
Anonymous asked: Why cant love work?
